A Lament for Clementine Pennyfeather

Dagnabbit! Yo’ done gone an’ weaponized mah beloved Clementine. Twice, no less. Damn, folks. Yore gonna give the poor filly a complex!^*

<sigh> Guess we’ll have to wait until 2020 to see if poor Clementine gets her life back. She’s had the drill-bit-up-the-nostril treatment, QA shot her down in the Mesa, and Armistice has had to shoot her off her horse. How much does a girl have to take??

The only positive: Charlotte Hale is no longer around to give our favorite hostess from the Mariposa a rough time.

^* © 2016, Home Box Office. Frame capture from a YouTube tribute at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-G4o1wnTgJI.